The “Last Rights” Twinkie Dog of Death

The “Last Rights” Twinkie Dog:
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When you eat one of these dogs it’s a challenge NOT to have a heart attack, so you’d better have your last will and testament prepared. To get through one you need to be somewhat indestructible, so what better condiment to start out with than an indestructible food: The Twinkie.

Recipe:

TIP:  Before eating this dog, schedule an appointment with your nearest cardiologist to make sure you’re cleared for consumption.

  • Take a Twinkie, poke a hole in the end and shove your favorite tubular meat inside so it is tightly wrapped around it.
  • Then, after the Twinkie Dog is deep fried, roll it around in a mix of deep fried peppers, deep fried onions, deep fried cheese, chili, mustard, relish, sauerkraut, bacon, chili peppers, and jalapenos.
  • Now carefully deep fry the whole shebang with your a mini home deep fryer or use a pot of dangerous scalding oil.

With the onset of a total global meltdown looming, from the unrest in the Middle East, devastating natural disasters and a cloud of nuclear radiation spreading, you may want to eat this dog as a tastier version of a cyanide pill for your own emergency “exit strategy.”

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“Eating this kind of food is very risky business,
I seriously do not recommend it”

(I dare you to read that out loud without using an accent 🙂

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